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Cyberpunk 2077 on PC

So I got my hands on this game a while ago but I didn't enjoy it much because it was buggy and my computer was overheating a lot anyway so it wouldn't really play without crashing so it just sat in my library for a long time. I decided to give it another shot though, and played it for about 20 hours before I stopped. Here is my honest review of it.

Johnny Guitar

I made a corpo character this time round but it only affects the first few minutes of the game and gives you a couple of different conversation choices. Whatever background you pick you get to play an annoying edgelord. You live in the same shit apartment, do the same quests, get infected by Keanu Reeves and engage in a bunch of weightless firefights and pointless hacking minigames. Sometimes you talk to a car.

The 2073 Kia Picanto

I kept playing for a while and progressed the story a bit. It's not very interesting, the main character got on my nerves, a little at first and then quite a lot. The city is really cool looking and impressive at first until you realise you can drive across it in five mins and nothing is actually happening anywhere. You can't go in most of the buildings or really interact with anyone. It's all a bit dead behind the eyes.

Eventually I started skipping through the conversations and I realised I wasn't really having any fun and deleted it. Now I'm playing a game about making dresses which is pretty cool.

Rating: it certainly is one of the games of all time.

but not a big one just a bit of a thumbs down

Hyrax mania has gripped the Something Awful Forums so I made this! If you have an account you can go to a thread and post :awawa:

except smaller!

Anyway to reduce the clutter here from all the posting I've been doing I've moved the older posts into their own page which you can go to in the Archive in the side bar.